by michael | Dec 3, 2016 | Articles, Work
i’m going to start incorporating some animal defense mechanisms into my client management techniques. client asks for something. puff up really big so client thinks I am too big to eat. client makes negative comment. play dead. confuse client into thinking they...
by michael | Dec 3, 2016 | Articles, Work
“I don’t eat white flour, so I tried making it with raw almonds that I’d activated by chewing them with my mouth open to receive direct sunlight, and it turned out terrible. This recipe is terrible.”
by michael | Dec 3, 2016 | Articles, Work
I drench myself in hawk urine to scare the competition
